coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.
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landorus:

i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that

jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

suckmymara:

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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joelvibrittania:

and here I thought I was never going to be able to use this gif again

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?